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May 02, 2003

Funniest Post on Slashdot Ever

This is the funniest post I've ever read on Slashdot:
http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=62762&threshold=1&commentsort=0&tid=188&tid=141&tid=99&tid=123&mode=thread&pid=5857229#5857620

"In other words, the 'streaming only, no save to disk' thing might have a hole in it."

Of course there's a "hole" in it, you dickhead. Hold a fucking microphone up to the fucking speaker. What the fuck.

Calling shit like that a "hole" completely misses the point. Nobody cares if you ""tee" stdout (aka >&1) from /dev/audio (or whatever they use) to filename.mp3 (or whatever format)" (which would, of course, not even remotely work). If you wanna get your rocks off by stealing music, go right ahead. Apple just wants to make sure that it's not convenient or easy.

You know what it's like? You calling this a "hole" I mean. It's like if I put up a fence around my property. You're on one side of my property, and on the other is a Krispy Kreme. You can smell those donuts, and man, you want 'em bad. You look and look at my fence, but then you suddenly realize that you can just go AROUND my property, around the perimeter of my fence, to get to the Krispy Kreme. And after you do, you come back with your face smeared with glaze and say, "Hey, d00d, there's a hole in your fence look how clever I am!!!!!1" And I'm all, "Shut the fuck up you fat fucking pig, you don't even understand what my fence is trying to protect so you just shut your fucking mouth. Bitch."

Yeah. That's what it's like, that shit right there. Yeah.

Posted by vivake at May 2, 2003 12:10 PM | Edit Entry

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