Baldrick says: we've been spelling yaaaaaaaaay wrong
Bobo says: ?
Baldrick says: it was brough to my attention that the official comedy central spelling is in fact yayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bootless says: no
Bootless says: with more a's you emphasize the open-mouthed retard aspect
Bootless says: yaaaaaaaaaaay
Bootless says: see?
Bobo says: i guess bootless would know.
Bobo says: being retarded and all.
Baldrick says: yah, but bruce looked it up
Bobo says: does comedy central prescribe a number of 'y's?
Baldrick says: only 3 apparently
Baldrick says: i don't think they really have a handle on the spelling
Bobo says: yayy or yayyy?
Baldrick says: yayyy

... Later in the day ...

Baldrick says: yayyyy
Bobo says: sp
Bobo says: yayyy
Baldrick says: lol
Baldrick says: sign it lady
Bobo says: um
Baldrick says: er
Baldrick says: fuck
Baldrick says: ok shaddup

Baldrick says: "burned out" is the last refuge of the lazy
Bootless says: actually, it's one of the first
Baldrick says: work on something else
Baldrick says: that's the best thing to do if you are burned out
Bootless says: k im working on my novel
Bootless says: "My Life as a Monkey's Partner"
Baldrick says: :@
Bootless says: "The Red-Faced Baboon Strikes Back:
Baldrick says: A torid tale of faeces flinging and revenge
Bootless says: right
Bootless says: and laziness

Bobo: Hey.
Bobo: I understand that there may be a conflict of interest...
Bobo: but you're going to have to write me a recommendation for business school.
Bobo: A good one.
Baldrick: hmm
Bobo: I'll kill you.
Baldrick: 'i think Bobo is an exceptionally talented individual. i think with another couple of years of business experience he will make an exemplary MBA student"
Baldrick: how's that?
Bobo: Not good.
Bobo: I'll kill you.
Baldrick: :|
Baldrick: fine/shaddup/i hate you
Bobo: Good.
Bobo: You may have to write 4 recommendations.
Bobo: But I'm sure that some parts will be reusable.
Baldrick: don't push your luck

[20:56] Baldrick says: dude
[20:56] Baldrick says: i'm losing the plot
[20:56] Baldrick says: what did i do yesterday?
[20:57] Bobo says: um, jesus, i don't know...
[20:57] Bobo says: what did -i- do yesterday?
[20:57] Bobo says: we were at Bootless's place?
[20:57] Bobo says: had indian food?
[20:57] Baldrick says: what a load of shit
[20:57] Baldrick says: no.
[20:57] Baldrick says: that was monday
[20:57] Bobo says: oh, right.
[20:57] Baldrick says: yesterday is the missing link
[20:57] Bobo says: hmm, meeting with marco?
[20:57] Baldrick says: no
[20:57] Baldrick says: that was monday
[20:57] Baldrick says: yesterday we did a quote for marco?
[20:57] Bobo says: didn't we have falafel? let's work from there.
[20:57] Baldrick says: yah
[20:58] Bobo says: right, quoted marco
[20:58] Bobo says: created a database for jobs
[20:58] Baldrick says: yah
[20:58] Bobo says: responded to the jobs
[20:58] Baldrick says: worked on abc shit
[20:58] Bobo says: and you worked on ABC fuckups
[20:58] Bobo says: yah
[20:59] Bobo says: so, good, we found yesterday
[21:01] Baldrick says: what was i working on when u arrived yesterday?
[21:01] Bobo says: ummm
[21:01] Bobo says: meta stuff
[21:01] Bobo says: you were just talking to Bootless
[21:01] Baldrick says: about my adguys?
[21:01] Bobo says: yah
[21:01] Baldrick says: alright
[21:01] Baldrick says: what happened that made us need to snack?
[21:02] Bobo says: it was lunch...not a snack
[21:02] Baldrick says: oh right
[21:02] Bobo says: and we needed to get a check certified
[21:02] Baldrick says: the grilled cheese was monday
[21:03] Baldrick says: i feel like i did a lot yesterday
[21:03] Baldrick says: but it seems like i did fuckall
[21:03] Bobo says: that's kind of how it goes with us

Baldrick: how's your brain?
Bobo: Fried.
Baldrick: i take some advil
Bobo: My heart is hearting a bit.
Baldrick: now i feel fantastic
Baldrick: took
Bobo: we are in such bad shape.
Baldrick: i'm writing english like a fucking suicide bombber
Bobo: neither of us can talk.
Baldrick: bommer
Bobo: 'my heart is hearting'
Baldrick: heh
Baldrick: lol
Baldrick: save that dialog
Baldrick: it is classic
Bobo: Okay.
Bobo: I'll post it to my weblog.